"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination”
do mermaids get high off of sea weed
mermaids dont exist
thanks science side of tumblr
*panties off already*
I’m just gonna leave this here for my wife.
i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
I can’t even.
the tumblr video player
"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
WAIT! Let me grab my phone and take a picture first!
yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist